MCA #1, Tuesday Evening

[hugetractsofland]

Lulu was bustling around the kitchen, preparing various ingredients, while she waited for Liir to show up.

There was a pot of orange spice cocoa on the stove, simmering away, for when he got there. The aroma was wafting through the apartment, and probably out into the hallway, as well.


[For the TA-shaped person, but otherwise open for the roomie, or anyone else who wants to wander by.]

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[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

...definitely into the hallway. He almost forgot to knock.

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

"Come in!" Lulu called, even as she ladled cocoa into two mugs.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

He slipped in, quiet as always, and gave her a smile.

"It smells wonderful already. Did I miss part of it?"

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

"No, that's just the cocoa," Lulu said, holding out one of the mugs. "Here. It's flavoured with orange and cinnamon."

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

He took the cup happily and sniffed it.

"I knew the cinnamon and the chocolate. The orange is different."

He took a sip.

"Good, though."

[notanactualfairy]

Jean-Paul kept breezing into the kitchen, peering at the cocoa, then coming to his senses and dashing back into his room. He'd done this about five times now.

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

"I'm rather fond of it myself," Lulu said. "Now, is there anything in particular you'd like to learn to make? Or shall we just begin?"

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

"Jean-Paul," Lulu began, "you have told me that chocolate would be detrimental to your health. Exactly how much is detrimental?"

[notanactualfairy]

Jean-Paul considered this. "I ate half a jar of Nutella on Saturday and did not die, but on the flip side Henry McCoy seems convinced that was a miracle. Also, I did not actually sleep until some time yesterday afternoon. So. Not much?"

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"I wouldn't know what to ask you to teach me," he pointed out. "And I'm sure whatever it is, it'll be good."

He smiled. He was doing that quite a lot, lately. He had good reason.

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

"All right, then. Let's start with oral sex."

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

Liir almost dropped his cocoa.

He couldn't even get out a question. It just came out as a squawk-like clearing of his throat.

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

"... Jean-Paul." Lulu Frowned. Yes, with a capital 'F'.

Of course, then she reached into a cupboard and pulled out a tin. "One cookie, no more." She handed over an Oral Sex.

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

"... I'm sorry, I should have phrased that better. Oral Sex is the name of the delicious hazelnut cookie I offered you last week. With the chocolate in the top?"

[notanactualfairy]

"I had no willpower," he said. "I am not sure why. And then there were Adoption Stories and I deserved it." He took the cookie, eyed it for a moment, then took a bite of it.

"Nnnngh. Lulu. Marry me."

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

Lulu laughed. "I'm surprised I've not heard that before when serving Oral Sex."

[notanactualfairy]

Jean-Paul blinked. "Oral...please tell me that is the name of the cookie."

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

Liir's mun calls dirty pool. It wasn't even capitalized.

"Oh."

A pause before he got out.

"That sounds good. Teddy would probably like those."

The mun also calls dibs on a camera to catch his expression when Liir asks.

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

"... Yes, Jean-Paul. It is the name of the cookie. Hazelnut and chocolate -- oral sex, yes?"

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

This mun would rather like to see that, as well.

"Then we'll start with those?" Lulu took another sip of her cocoa before pulling out the flour and hazelnuts. "In the cabinet to the left of the sink, you'll find the food processor -- it's a white appliance with a clear plastic container attached? There are blades inside the container."

[notanactualfairy]

"Yes," he agreed. "Hide them. Please."

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

Lulu laughed. "Turn around, then, and you won't see where I've placed them."

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

He nodded dutifully before taking another sip of his own and putting it down.

"This one?" he asked a moment later as he pulled it out.

[notanactualfairy]

Jean-Paul obligingly did so and this is the closest I have to an icon of him from behind.

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

Lulu placed the container of cookies in her cleavage. Well, more properly, she placed them in the handwavy of handwaviness place where she keeps her items like Potions, but she reaches it through her cleavage, so.

"All right, they're hidden."